tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57943112011-04-21T20:22:52.698-07:00fr0ggEFor the sole purpose of linking to my <a href="http://curi.blogspot.com">link whoring friend</a>.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12956376929617237744noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5794311.post-1100761282880892942004-11-17T23:00:00.000-08:002004-11-17T23:01:22.880-08:00BWAHAHAHAHA.
I'm going to start a Dungeons and Dragons game soon, and I realized that I already had a website (this one!!) to post to. Yay.
Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12956376929617237744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5794311.post-1070586999349069242003-12-04T17:16:00.000-08:002003-12-04T17:17:19.343-08:00Alright, now for some content that is mine own!
Um, Berserk r0x. It's another anime series. I whined at Elliot a lot about how kewl Scrapped Princess was and then at some point he watched it. Now it's Berserk's turn. w00t! Let's here it for big guys with big swords and scratches on their noses. Sexy lexy.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12956376929617237744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5794311.post-1070586718716510982003-12-04T17:11:00.000-08:002003-12-04T17:12:38.746-08:00Chess Sonnet
Ten times I charged the grim, foreboding walls
and was pitched into the pit of defeat.
But heedless of humiliating falls,
I clambered bravely back onto my feet
and charged again, once more to be downthrust
onto the scrap heap of people who lose
onto the mound of mortifying dust
whilst my opponent sat without a bruise
upon his pedestal. We changed sides
and fought again, but I was Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12956376929617237744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5794311.post-1069812984322706932003-11-25T18:15:00.000-08:002003-11-25T18:16:55.403-08:00Jews r0x0r my b0x0rs!Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12956376929617237744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5794311.post-1066082627053124362003-10-13T15:03:00.000-07:002003-10-13T15:03:47.153-07:00Right so it turns out that people actually *know* about this blog. What the hell? I mean this blog was supposed to remain secret and now friends randomly point out that i haven't updated in ever. Soooooooooooooo for an update I'll tell you about my day:
Right so on Saturday i slept a hell of a lot because when i was over at dawn and hans' and ari's house i didn't sleep all that much. So i wake Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12956376929617237744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5794311.post-1063612464510790602003-09-15T00:54:00.000-07:002003-09-15T00:54:24.583-07:00David Deutsch porno...the ORIGINAL VERSION!
So I walk up to David Deutsch, and I'm like: "I united physics!" David blinked twice and then orgasmed on the spot.
"Oh my!" said David, a touch breathlessly. "...Would you mind repeating that, my dear boy?"
"I united physics."
David's eyes rolled up in his head and he collapsed.
"Yare, yare," I mumbled, anime style. I picked up the skinny Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12956376929617237744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5794311.post-1063612252506847882003-09-15T00:50:00.000-07:002003-09-15T00:50:52.580-07:00Alright this is an attempt to beat dan's ultimate crappy porn story. So here it is:
Guy sex.
Finis.
Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12956376929617237744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5794311.post-1063605795533676952003-09-14T23:03:00.000-07:002003-09-14T23:03:15.590-07:00I just watched 21 episodes of a really cool anime series called Scrapped Princess, a link to which cannot be found here . It ends up being a bit like the Matrix, but whatever, it owns. So anyways the plot is that there's this Princess who was prophesied to destroy the world when she reached the age of 16. Her father, the king, ordered for her to be killed and she got dropped off a cliff. Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12956376929617237744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5794311.post-1063511128377716492003-09-13T20:45:00.000-07:002003-09-13T20:45:28.283-07:00Wow, you know i was just gonna vote once but then i thought back to how much i love this post and i just had to do it again. Voting is so fun, after all.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12956376929617237744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5794311.post-1063351867745967562003-09-12T00:31:00.000-07:002003-09-12T00:31:07.730-07:00Yet another vote is cast for the greatest post of all time!Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12956376929617237744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5794311.post-1063234341898114032003-09-10T15:24:00.000-07:002003-09-10T15:57:44.370-07:00Wow, this is so exciting! I've finally got my own blog, and the possibilities are endless. Of course, in the vast ocean that is the blogsphere there are various whale monsters and prowling sharks (otherwise known as the actual good blogs which are going to devour (all) my potential reader(s) with their superior content and size). I figure that the best way to survive in this hostile environment Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12956376929617237744noreply@blogger.com