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Wednesday, November 17, 2004

BWAHAHAHAHA.

I'm going to start a Dungeons and Dragons game soon, and I realized that I already had a website (this one!!) to post to. Yay.

Thursday, December 04, 2003

Alright, now for some content that is mine own!

Um, Berserk r0x. It's another anime series. I whined at Elliot a lot about how kewl Scrapped Princess was and then at some point he watched it. Now it's Berserk's turn. w00t! Let's here it for big guys with big swords and scratches on their noses. Sexy lexy.
Chess Sonnet

Ten times I charged the grim, foreboding walls
and was pitched into the pit of defeat.
But heedless of humiliating falls,
I clambered bravely back onto my feet
and charged again, once more to be downthrust
onto the scrap heap of people who lose
onto the mound of mortifying dust
whilst my opponent sat without a bruise
upon his pedestal. We changed sides
and fought again, but I was defeated,
whilst he, with arrogant and haughty strides
took the throne upon which I had been seated.
Ha! Win or lose, it's how you play the game...
but I would like to beat him just the same.

(written by Jonathan Petty)

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Jews r0x0r my b0x0rs!

Monday, October 13, 2003

Right so it turns out that people actually *know* about this blog. What the hell? I mean this blog was supposed to remain secret and now friends randomly point out that i haven't updated in ever. Soooooooooooooo for an update I'll tell you about my day:

Right so on Saturday i slept a hell of a lot because when i was over at dawn and hans' and ari's house i didn't sleep all that much. So i wake up on saturday at about 2 and go to the library. I was expecting to maybe bike to tilden and swim at Lake Anza or something but when i stopped at the library curi was on and he said i could come over. So i was like hell yeah and did. We played some Tides of Blood games which is a custom map for Warcraft 3 TFT and stayed up late late late. I think we took his dog for a walk at like 3:30 am or something and got back after 4. Right so then i ended up going to sleep at maybe 5 or thereabouts and got up at 8 (3 hours baby!) so that i could go work for peter.

Oh on a sidenote i finished the Scrapped Princess series which was mentioned in an earlier post. Elliot still won't watch it with me for some reason. I mean it kicks ass yo! But anyways, yeah the very end sucked ass but everything up until the end was cool so overall the series was good! w000

anyway back to my awesome day! So the first thing i do is extend a small brick pathway i made this other time into a longer, nicer and all around more awesome-er brick pathway. Then we went over to peter's other property and loaded up the trailer with a bunch of stuff like lumber and wheelbarrows and chickenwire and let's see, um, tools and egg cartons. Right so then we came back to peter's house and unload it all and then we moved shit around for another hour or something.

Anyways the point of this post is to do something before ultimate frisbee which is at 4. Since it's still only three I'd say that i failed. Oh well, enjoy this. w0000000000

Monday, September 15, 2003

David Deutsch porno...the ORIGINAL VERSION!

So I walk up to David Deutsch, and I'm like: "I united physics!" David blinked twice and then orgasmed on the spot.

"Oh my!" said David, a touch breathlessly. "...Would you mind repeating that, my dear boy?"

"I united physics."

David's eyes rolled up in his head and he collapsed.

"Yare, yare," I mumbled, anime style. I picked up the skinny physicist and carried him into the bedroom. I then laid him gently on the bed, unzipped my fly, yoinked my dick out and put it in his mouth. Then i took a polaroid.
Alright this is an attempt to beat dan's ultimate crappy porn story. So here it is:


Guy sex.

Finis.

Sunday, September 14, 2003

I just watched 21 episodes of a really cool anime series called Scrapped Princess, a link to which cannot be found here . It ends up being a bit like the Matrix, but whatever, it owns. So anyways the plot is that there's this Princess who was prophesied to destroy the world when she reached the age of 16. Her father, the king, ordered for her to be killed and she got dropped off a cliff. Miraculously she survives and 15 years later and then some we find her being protected by her cool cool cool foster family siblings who are badass and cool. Anyway, I was bored which is why i posted this. After all, no one but Elliot knows that this blog even exists yet. Oh wait, i take that back, the people at that vote place know about it since i voted for Virtue Pure twice. I'm such a great friend. Anyway, that anime owns so go watch it. Anime Kraze has all the episodes available on bittorrent.

Saturday, September 13, 2003

Wow, you know i was just gonna vote once but then i thought back to how much i love this post and i just had to do it again. Voting is so fun, after all.

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